I think, therefore… I… am?
It’s March break, and I feel like I can breathe again, think again, maybe even feel again, though this is perhaps the result of the new light of my life: the Neti Pot. You can thank me for that picture in person, if you want.
The Neti Pot is actually irrelevant to this blog post. It’s been 3 days since I’ve even thought about schoolwork, and it feels so good. I spent the weekend in Ottawa with my dear friend and former room-mate Caroline. I met her extended family, we drove around a lot, saw Alice in Wonderland, ate delicious food, and I bought a Neti Pot. That is not the end, though, my friends.
All these years, she’s been keeping a secret from me.
Every once in a while during our time together, Caroline would mention that her dad had a library in the basement of their house. I figured she meant like, a few bookshelves for outdated Pharmaceutical Encyclopedias, weird self-help books from the 90s and Kama Sutra guides to make the kids uncomfortable (like my mom’s ‘library’), but in hindsight, I should have known better when our other room-mate Moira (who worked at the library) found a book that Caroline’s dad had written while re-shelving books during one of her shifts in our 3rd year at King’s.
THIS is the library (and Caroline):
YOU GUYS. It’s an actual library. It has an organizational system and real library shelves. I wouldn’t have been surprised if there was an old lady shh-ing me from behind a pile of books.
I was in shock and immediately developed a new life goal, which is obviously to be as cool as Caroline’s dad.
Upon perusing this newly discovered holy ground, I noticed that most of the authors from the FYP program were fairly well-represented. In that moment, it made sense to me why she took the program. I still don’t know why I ended up there, but I think it’s safe to assume that I thought I would meet more literary hotties like Hamlet. Instead, I ended up with a painfully vague understanding of philosophy, an insufficient introduction to Wollstonecraft as the first crazy feminist, and a weird obsession with homoeroticism, younger boys and their teeth.
Anyways, all the reminiscing on memories of insecurity relating to the academic world reminded me of this book I saw a man reading on the subway a few weeks ago.

It was originally published in 1938, but then translated to English in 1949. I am assuming this is the original cover for the English translation. Even though I’m always attracted to colour, there’s nothing more powerful than a balance between black and white, text and image.
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Katie, you are hilarious. Did you end up meeting any more Hamlet hotties?
I have too been to this library and was completely blown away. I love the photo of Caroline.
I want this basement.
Also: Black and white man-nipple.